STEPH DEROSA: CROSSBREEDING >>>
The Polish have done some weird things in their existence, but I’ve recently learned of a new Polish fad: crossbreeding. Forget the cruel, illegal ways of cockfighting, raising Pit Bulls to attack, and kitten juggling; crossbreeding is the new animal no-no of 2008. Apparently Polish farmers find it an intelligent move to mate a Muppet and a chicken, this resulting in a “Polish Chicken. Today I took a gruesome, undercover look at these so-called “Polish chickens” and was able to catch a video of what results when Muppet tragedy happens. Be warned: this video is not for the weak-hearted.
Polish Chickens — we’re servin’ them sonsabitches for Dinner with DeRosa this week!
Yum!
Jennifer from Puget Sound Pizza, another one of my favorite PSP
servers, will be joining us. She recently had her 10-year high school
reunion. I didn’t want her to feel down about her age, or that it had
been 10 years since her graduation, so I quickly pointed out the The
KAke was much older than she was. KAke recently attended her 20-year
reunion. Now THAT’S old.
I met Maria as she was about to straddle her bike and take off after a
weekday lunch break. She is passionately involved in a local Hispanic
non-profit biker group. What’s the name of it? I have no idea. She
told me, and I didn’t write it down. I suck, I know. I don’t think she
is a part of Latino Riderz, but who knows. All
I know is I was intrigued by a female on a motorcycle. I was also
jealous. I want her to come to dinner so she can teach me to ride. I
love being on the back of a bike, but to be able to be in control of
one? Oh yeah, baby.
Dani and Dain are my new BFF. They’ve recently up and moved themselves
and their family from Hawaii to Washington state. Did you know that
milk costs an upwards of $7 a gallon in on the Hawaiian Islands? Can
you believe it? We should feel lucky to only pay the amount we do here
in Washington. Dani and Dain are as outgoing and talkative as I am, so
they for sure will fit into my gaggle of cohorts. You all should be
very jealous, as they’re in for some scrumptious Polish Chicken nuggets
this week.
Lastly, I’d like to invite Queen Bee from Spooner Farms. Seriously, her
name is Queen Bee. It was on her nametag, so that’s her name. Queen Bee
got confused and flustered and a tad bit cranky when we asked to split
our bill in half and pay separately for some pumpkins. How hard is
that? Not very hard, right? You divide by two and pay each half
separately. Queen Bee called us “weird” and stated, “That is SO
strange, but whatever,” when we asked her to split the bill. She then
hastily glared and the receipt as she tried to figure out half of 74
pounds. I wanted to throw my pumpkin carving set at her and her nasty
attitude. Instead Mr. DeRosa shooed me outside to avoid any major
squabbles. Smart man.
Mangiamo!
